Just The Way You Are... A Parody..

How do you butcher one of the most popular romantic/sweetest love song to date and making it into one of the vainest, most self-indulgent songs ever? Easy. A few change of words is all you need. Enjoy.




Just The Way I Am


Oh my eyes my eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
My hair my hair
Falls perfectly without me trying

I'm  so beautiful
And you tell me every day

Yeah you know you know
When you compliment me
I would believe you
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that I totally see what you see

But every time I asks you "Do I look okay?"
You'll say

When you see my face
There's not a thing that you would change
Cause I'm amazing
Just the way I am
And when I smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause boy I'm amazing
Just the way I are

Yeah my lips my lips
You could kiss them all day if I'd let you
My laugh my laugh
I hate but you think it's so sexy
I'm so beautiful
And you tell me everyday

Oh I know I know I know
You never ask me to change
If perfect's what you're searching for
Then I'll just stay the same

So, won't even bother asking
If I look okay
I know you'll say

When you see my face
There's not a thing that you would change
Cause I'm amazing
Just the way I am
And when I smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause boy I'm amazing
Just the way I am

The way I am
The way I am
Girl I'm amazing
Just the way I am

When you see my face
There's not a thing that you would change
Cause I'm amazing
Just the way I am
And when I smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause boy I'm amazing
Just the way I am

Yea-eah.

Source of original lyrics here .


I wonder if I need to run and hide lest die-hard Bruno Mars fans come a-knocking at my door with pitchforks and torches?